Showing posts with label texting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label texting. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Text of Sex: Naughty texts and dirty pics


Is it easier to text about sex and send naughty pictures than to actually go through with it? Why are more guys doing this, but not following through with their dirty text messages. If you are putting yourself out there in that way, then do it, or you are just a cock tease. They do say the chase is part of the game...well I better get my prize at the end!

Now, I know what you are thinking, it is always easier to be forward on a phone or online. There isn't a "real-person" attached to it...yet. Then again, what happens when you do meet in person and they don't even bring up the fact that they sent you a cock picture or told you that they want to lick your body from head to toe and make your toes curl from the best orgasm you will ever have? Isn't it more embarassing to be sitting there knowing that you said that, then sending it...or worse yet, that the person across from you assumes you are all talk and no action.

Lately I had two friends tell me the same story.

My friend, Hudson, is typically a shy guy when he meets someone new. Most of the time he doesn't know someone is hitting on him. That's when I have to point out the fact that the guy next to him has been trying to catch his attention with small talk. Lately, Hudson has been going online and meeting guys. We can be sitting at our favorite restaurant getting tacos and beer, when all of a sudden the beep to his blackberry goes off and he opens his message, thinking he is discrete. He slyly tries to open his message, making sure no one can see it is a picture, when all of a sudden he goes quiet and his eyes grow large. Come to find out later, if I saw 9" my eyes would grow large too.

'Hey, Hudson, who's the new guy you are texting?" I ask. This is usually followed by him saying, "You know, I am not always texting some guy." Interrupted with my, "uhummmm, sure." My friend is the culprit of the picture exchange. He proceeded to tell me this guy has been sending him pictures of himself naked. What's new, right? Well it has been an ongoing thing for almost 2 weeks. My next question to him was of course, "Have you met up with him? And how was it?" To my surprise, they haven't met. He says the guy just randomly sends him pictures. Cock tease.

Is the guy too shy to try anything or is he afraid to have any REAL contact with someone? Maybe he is lying about himself and his pictures? I always suspect the latter.

So, I proposed a challenge to my friend, to get the guy to meet up with him. Put his money where his mouth is...or in this case, to show him the money...shot! Luckily, my friend is a pushover, and he did. They went out one night, finally after much sex/naked picture texting.

The guy, well it was him...but it was all talk. They had a great time, nice chat, and maybe created a connection. The guy never brought up the fact that he sent over the cock shots or texts telling my friend how he wanted to get him naked, kiss him, touch his body, and give him pleasure in ways he could never imagine. Then again, my friend never reciprocated the fact that he sent pictures too. I felt like a modern day Cyrano De Bergerac, texting my friend different ways to bring up the fact that all this had occured. "Ask him about all the books behind him in one of his pictures," I told him. That way you aren't being crude in a public place and discussing sex pictures and acts. That can be followed up later in the car. You have to put it out there.

My friend later told me that he didn't think they would talk again, which they didn't, but that the guy was also not sure if he was gay. Double wham! To this day, my friend still receives pictures of him...maybe he is still wondering if he is gay.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

No Texts, No Problem: Top 10 reasons to not freak out


You know that period of dating where texting and calling becomes less? There you are sitting by your phone, as you are laughing away at some dumb new Youtube video your friend tells you about, and you jitter around to check your phone. Only to find out you imagined it going off and beeping. Phantom texts. You begin to go down this winding path, what did I do? Did I offend? Have I made myself too emotionally unavailable? Maybe he doesn't really like me. Or, maybe he logged on to adam4adam.com and he hooked up with someone and he is way hotter, has a bigger penis, and the easiest way he can get rid of you is by stopping all communication with you.

Instead he flaunts his check-ins on foursquare and updates himself on Facebook. Yet there is no text, no I miss you, no xoxoxoxo.

STOP! Before you begin pulling out your hair, picking everything on your face, and biting your nails, there might be a perfect reason to why he is preoccupied or can't get back to you.

1. He works. Go figure, we did want a guy with a job, a steady job at that.

2. He has no cell phone service. Part of his job makes him travel, therefore maybe he is in a bad reception area.

3. He never got your past text. Maybe YOUR phone has bad reception.

4. Parents. He is the youngest of his family and it is a holiday weekend. Believe it or not some people actually get along with their family and love them.

5. Maybe you mention that you are with your ex-boyfriend way too much and he doesn't want to hear it.

6. It's a busy weekend with friends and he doesn't want to be rude and on his phone the whole time.

7. His phone is dead. (But he keeps an extra battery in his pocket)

8. Maybe you haven't been texting him enough and he feels that you don't want to see or hear him anymore.

9. He is driving and can't text or call.

10. Maybe you shouldn't get pink eye.